Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.
At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."
So Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I want to hang out with Adam, the first man."
So, the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford.
When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey aren't you tight with the inventor of the woman?"
Adam says, "Why, yes I am."
"Well," says Ford, "He has some major design flaws in his invention:
1) There is too much front end protusion
2) It chatters at high speeds
3) The rear end wobbles too much
4) and the intake is too close to the exhaust."
"Hmmmmm.." says Adam, "hold on."
So Adam goes to the celestial computer, e-mails God and waits for the reply.
The computer dings with the reply and Adam reads it aloud to Ford: "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."
